May 7, 2008
The Sad End
Former President Bill Clinton was detained briefly this morning in Gas City, Indiana, after trying to stop Mrs. Doris Frazier from removing her Hillary 2008 yard sign from her front yard.
The former President spied Mrs. Frazier from his slow-moving limo and leaped out before his startled Secret Service continent could stop him.
According to Mrs. Frazier, Mr. Clinton shouted at her to, "Put the G.D. sign down! Hillary's still got a chance."
Mrs. Frazier declined to press charges against Mr. Clinton, saying, "I'm sure he means well and supports his wife. Frankly, they have problems enough at the moment, without Doris Frazier of Gas City, Indiana, piling on."
The Secret Service has activated the child safety door switches in the President's limo to prevent a reoccurence of today's mishap. As the limo drove away with the agitated Mr. Clinton, he managed to shout at Mayor H. Larry Leach, who had come out in his yard to see what the ruckus was, "Gas City will never see another dollar of Federal Money, smart guy."
The Obama campaign had no comment.
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