Jul 31, 2007

Big Money Headed This Way

Regular readers may recall the top picture from earlier this month. The white car had become stranded in a wash (natural drainage area). My silver truck is parked at the bottom of the wash.
















This is a picture that I took this picture afternoon after a big storm. It is taken from the same spot where the white car was parked in the first photo.






I received this email today. It looks as if I will soon be coming into a large sum of money and I will be sharing it with all my blog friends. As a precaution, don't order the new cars and big screen television sets just yet. This fellow seems honest and sincere, but can you really ever be sure?

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES. I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000. I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED. UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
YUSUF MUSA


As you can read it is important that we keep this among ourselves for the time being.

In other news, I went out at noon to play golf with my pal, the Seafood King. We got in nine holes before the skies opened up and they decided to close the course. We sat in the clubhouse for an hour waiting for it to stop raining. Now many of our street are flooded to the point of being impassable and many unlucky motorists are stranded in intersections. What a mess.










Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky


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6 comments:

Kurt said...

I got an email today from my supposed next of kin.

Terri@SteelMagnolia said...

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flawed And Disorderly said...

1. I have moping equipment. I'm using it today.

2. I thought the flooding was bad here, gah! This is not usually the rainy season in West Texas, but we're on alert all day for flooding. It's already creeping up into my parents lawn which scares me because they were devastated with a flood about 5 years ago. They lost SO much. Anyway, here's to hoping we both stay dry.

3. I get about 3 of those emails per day. Makes me want to castrate someone.

4. I'm glad the treatments are almost over for Son Sneed! :D

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