Longtime readers will recall that Merle Wayne Sneed is  a guy who doesn't like to be told what to do. Especially by nosy so-called 'experts'.  These days lots these expert types experts are lined up to give advice and tell guys like me what to do. 

Just this week a lot of know-it-all types had advice about how to ruin Halloween for the children of America.

Jyl Steinback of adviceforparents.org suggests donating some of your kid's hard-earned candy to a senior center.   Jyl?  Really, was Jill too hard to spell?

I had five damn large Snickers and my mom gave them away to some geezers.

Here's some parenting advice from the Merle Wayne Sneed organization.  Unless you wish to be known as either the victim or the parent of the suspect, I would hold off giving your kid's candy to the old folks home.

Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky