Some things you just can't make up.
I went to Costco this afternoon. While I was waiting, blinker on, for a van to back out so that I could take their parking space, I noticed a red Prius turn into my lane and begin driving toward where I was stopped. Just as things cleared for me to pull into the space, the Prius's driver gunned it and careened into my space at a 45 degree angle, cutting me off.
Had I not immediately recognized the driver I might have made a scene. No wait, that is the old Merle Wayne.
The driver was none other than Some Guy Named Bob, totally oblivious as usual. He got out and hustled off to the store. I went around and found another parking spot.
I got a photo of his sideways parking job, but I used my phone camera and I can't figure out how to send it to my email. The fine folks a T-Mobile say the file is too big.
It is a tiny Prius and Some Guy Named Bob is five feet tall, max. How can it be too big?
So use your imagination. Imagine Mr. Magoo driving this car into a parking space more or less sideways. You get the idea.
As I've said many times, in many ways, the man is a menace.
Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky