There has been an interesting development in the case of the crazy person who is sending us letters about Lacey the Wonder Dog. I think I have figured out who it is and where she lives. The person lives about five blocks from here. Five blocks. It is inconceivable that the mutt could be an actual nuisance to a person five blocks away, unless of course, the person is crazy. The letter sender is a 62 year-old woman, who appears to be a part time resident of Hooterville, since her property tax bill is sent to an address in NY City, Manhattan to be specific. I called the post office on the chance that they might tell me who owned the PO Box on the return address for the certified letter that we got. No dice on that. It seems that in America you are still free to send harassing mail with the aid of the Postal Service. I was surfing the internet, trying to figure out how to find the owner of the PO Box and I stumbled upon a service that said they could provide it for about $3.00. I gave them the info and in a few seconds, I had a list of people who had rented the box. The only person on the list in our neighborhood, is the suspect. This ties in with my hypothesis that the complainer was someone who walked a dog past the house, rather than an actual neighbor. I am compiling a list of possible retaliatory tactics. Should anything come to mind, leave me a comment. Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky