Dec 1, 2009

Forget everything you think you know about torture. Waterboarding? Ha! Child's play. If you want to the world's most heinous terrorists to give it up, lock them in a building with Christmas music blaring all damn day. If we could figure out how to pipe Jose Feliciano singing Feliz Navidad into Bin Laden's cave, he would crawl on hands and kness to turn himself in. It has only been 1 day and I'm already on my last nerve. Since I like to spread the pain around, here is a dose of my least favorite Christmas atrocity. Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky

13 comments:

Barbara said...

They were playing Christmas music at my gym BEFORE Thanksgiving. Not a good sign I said to myself.

Ronda Laveen said...

When I was growing up, my mother adored Christmas music. Waterboarding had nothin' on her.

Somehow I still like Johnny Mathis even though I heard his Christmas album 10x a day.

Kurt said...

I love Xmas music, though one must be discriminating. No Jose Feliciano.

Reya Mellicker said...

I am giggling uncontrollably. I agree with you 100% - and Little Drummer Boy is the WORST, absolutely the WORST.

You crack me up, Merle.

Catskill Snap said...

I haven't been indoors anywhere to hear any yet... but I hate that Giddy Up Giddy up, let's Go (kill ourselves) Xmas song... and the Little Drummer Boy ... and a few others. I'm putting off shopping until the last possible minute. My local food market seems to have The Beatles on an endless loop
so that's Okay.

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mouse (aka kimy) said...

you poor thing, I can't imagine being subjected to a never-ending loop of christmas muzak!

Steve said...

If I were Jose Feliciano I would be incredibly depressed that my entire career had been overshadowed by a single, repetitious, mediocre holiday ditty.

Megan said...

Don't forget the ditty that turns my heart black in my chest, "Santa, Baby."

Although I'm with you on the rum pum pums all the way.

Bella Rum said...

The entire world is divided into two camps - those who love Christmas music and those who hate it. Everyone has an opinion about this one. I love it....mostly.

Coffee Messiah said...

As mentioned before, our company feeds music and they started 3 weeks ago ; (

Thanks goodness for the ipod and the sound of the Kirtas to keep it all out.

Hope all is well with you and yours!

Cheers!

Kurt said...

At my house, we call "Santa, Baby" The Date Rape song.

Julia said...

The Little Drummer Boy has nothing on the Christmas shoes kid.