I like to say that there are two kinds of people in the world when it comes to {fill in the blank}. Shopping for clothes is no exception. Some people, mostly women, shop frequently. They pick carefully, trying on things and reflecting on how a new item will coordinate with their existing wardrobe. They use words like "fun" and "cute". These shoppers often come home from the store with a single item of clothing. We can call this group The Gatherers. The second half of my two-group theory, are those people who wear their clothes until strangers begin to give them change on the street. Then, they find a clothing retailer near by and scoop up a giant armful of stuff without regard to color or style coordination or even actual sizing. They use words like "blue" . We can call this second group, The Hunters and I am their leader. Operating on the theory that if one pair of pants fits, they all should fit, I had to make an additional trip to the store to exchange some stuff. Then, because I didn't exactly read the label on something, I had to exchange one of the exchanges. It is no wonder that I dress like a vagrant. Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky