Sep 9, 2008

Many concerned readers are emailing and writing asking me about the state of my injured finger. There is a growing concern that my nearly-severed right finger will stop me from keeping a finger on the pulse of America. Not to worry, even with nine working fingers, Merle Wayne Sneed is up to the job. So, here's the latest, finger-wise. I went to the doctor yesterday morning and he took my stitches out. Then, the doctor decided that taking them out might not have been his best idea ever, seeing as how the wound wasn't fully healed, I cannot bend my finger and it hurts like hell. His solution was to give me a referral to a hand specialist. He evidently thought it was important that I get there asap, because he called and made me an appointment for today. The hand specialist x-rayed my hand again to confirm that there was no bone damage. He applied some kind of strips to close the remaining wound, splinted my finger and told me to come back next week. He also said I 'nicked' my tendon, which may be why the finger won't bend much. Of course this has really cut into my recreational activities, which is the big downside. Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky

15 comments:

Reya Mellicker said...

I'm glad you're taking care of your finger. They come in handy for so many things. Oh ... handy. Didn't mean to be so clever.

A Concerned Citizen said...

I hope you make a full recovery soon. It is amazing how important even the smallest parts of our bodies turn out to be, which most of us don't realize until we injure one of them. I dropped a window on the middle finger of my left hand a few weeks ago, and boy did that interfere with life for a while. It was great when I needed to flip somebody off, though.

A Concerned Citizen said...

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Bobby D. said...

a nicked tendon is nothing to chuckle at.

Steve Reed said...

Nicked the tendon?? Ouch.

Fred said...

This must be why you haven't been frequenting the finger paint studio lately. If the accident happened on campus, just remember that waiver you signed.

Kurt said...

I saw Nick Tendon live once at the Great American Music Hall. What a show!

tut-tut said...

Sounds like a new doctor is in order here.

Coffee Messiah said...

Doctors, always spreading the wealth.

Glad to see he finally steered you right.....

Bob Dylan said...

my neighbor nicked a tendon once, and he claims the less you bend it the better it will heal. He kept waggling his finger at people and so he aggravated the tendon which was trying to heal. He said tendons are inelastic, so best to let them heal and keep them from bending. (do you have a rigid cast?)

Bob Dylan said...

How many concerned readers e mailed you? I feel bad now for not e mailing.

Megan said...

There are hand specialists?!?

dennis said...

Dennis recalls when his human went to a thumb specialist. (be careful when using sharp things like saws.)

bitchlet said...

Caution. Next time.

mouse (aka kimy) said...

yikes....

I'm concerned....