Daughter Sneed just dropped off Sneedlet One at our house. She is on the way to visit her companion Greg's family in Yuma, Arizona. Yuma is among the hottest cities in America. The expected high today in Yuma is 116F/47C. Young Sneedlet will be staying until Sunday, assuming we all survive that long.
What has just occurred to me is that this throws a monkey wrench into my golf plans for tomorrow. I would take the little hyena and let him ride in the cart, but it will be too hot and boring for him. The only thing worse than missing golf is having to leave after four holes because someone wants to go home.
I am thinking of organizing an intervention for our blog friend Jenny "Scarfacebook" Haha. Jenny has joined a cult called Facebook, turned her back on her blogging family and is actively recruiting friends to join with her in the Facebook compound. She was reportedly sighted at DFW airport, in terminal A, right outside Hudson News, urging passengers to join her in "putting a face on every citizen of the world".
If you see this woman do not approach her, take her literature or attempt to apprehend her. She may be accompanied by a trio of short accomplices who are considered extremely boisterous and armed with juiceboxes. If you sight the Haha Gang, contact the TSA agent nearest you or your local police. Above all, do not accept Koolaid from this person, even if one of the toddlers offers it to you.
Lastly, in sadder news, Son Sneed has checked himself back into the hospital and this time it seems like it will be a long stay. The poor guy has just broken down and can't go on like he is. We hope that this time something will change for him that improves the quality of his life.
Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky
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7 comments:
Man, I hope Son Sneed gets some relief soon!
As for the Facebook Cult, you know you could hardly wait until I invited you. You, and all the other anti-Facebookites--joined within moments of receiving my invitation! Bwahahaha haha haaaaaa!
Ironman was in total disbelief. He said, "Man! See if you can get them to become followers of Satan, too!" Heh heh heeh. One step at a time, Ironman. One step at a time.
Crappy 4th of July!
the only reason I joined facebook is --Jenny and I used to date and she threatened anl exposé. I had to start the cover up.
What's an anal expose? Please DO cover up!
i'm depressed.
I've lost all hope of there ever being a free America and joined Facebook, but Chedwick won't accept my friends request. That hurts.
I think I am getting a migraine.
I'm ignoring Facebook. I'm already overcommitted to electronica.
I hope Son Sneed comes through OK. We're all pulling for him!
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