Thursday

I was awarded this lovely trophy today at a special golf luncheon that was held in my honor. I defeated several famous golfers, whose names you might recognize. They asked that I not post their names because it might harm their careers.


Another day of playing golf with the Sea Food King, Sea Food, Jr. and some guy named Bob. I hit the ball much better today, but I still didn't score all that well.

The worst part of the day was that it was ninety-five degrees and Sea Food King insisted upon walking the course. I am too old for that and now I am pretty sure that I have heat stroke. I could have taken a cart, but it would seem weird following him slowly.

The best part of the day was in the office this morning when my coworker asked if I had changed my mind about this retirement business and I was able to answer with an emphatic no. Then I wandered around telling everyone I met that I am leaving. Priceless.

Now that the end is near for the old career at Tedious Systems, June 29th seems like it is a long way away. I will try not to burn bridges by being a total slacker, but it will be a challenge to do so. I have officially lost interest in my job.

Anyway, I have nothing to say, so I will stop saying it.






Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky


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