Apr 8, 2007

Easter

Pope Benedict is shown sleeping on the floor of St. Peter's Basilica. The Pope, had vowed to clear up "this Easter Bunny nonsense, once and for all", by catching the children's icon in the act.



"I will crush the pagan beast, if he shows his floppy ears around here", said an obviously agitated Pope. "We don't need some stinking rat distracting the faithful."

Unfortunately, the Pope slept through the arrival of the Easter Bunny and the hiding of the eggs. The various Cardinals and hangers-on are seen in the background anxiously awaiting their chance to scour the Basilica for eggs left by the bunny.

Vatican staff had made preparations to protect the rabbit from the determined pontiff, but he foiled their plans.

"I usually slip His Holiness a little something in his evening milk to keep him from wandering around Vatican City all night, scaring the zeepers out of everyone", said Cardinal Angelo Sadano. "I forgot last night and Pope Benedict tied his bed clothes together and went out a window. We found him sleeping on the floor this morning. My bad."











Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky


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5 comments:

Bobby D. said...

Oh His Holiness is just a barrel of laughs, isn't he? I think he needs to be kept on sedation 24/7. Just rest, that's all he needs. rest.

Bob Dylan said...

The OTHER pope was SO much nicer--this one thinks I am the devil-- what a nut!

Kurt said...

Hey, people: Hell is real.

Steve Reed said...

Yes, and it's right inside our own minds!

Bob Dylan said...

This pope says Guitars and Condoms are weapons in the Devil's armory.