Shut Up Stupid Woman!

Someone told me today that she wasn't sure that she liked my bad attitude. I suggested that she try harder to like it, because it's what I got, attitude-wise. The thing about attitudes is that evaluating them is real subjective. I don't perceive that I have a bad attitude at all. I just don't suffer idiots well and frankly, the idiots don't like that. What seems more reasonable, my learning to embrace idiocy or idiots getting a clue? The answer is obvious. At least to me. Speaking of idiots, the lovely Mrs. Sneed called me while I was golfing yesterday...no wait this sounds like I am calling her an idiot. Innocent mistake dear, really. Okay, yesterday the lovely Mrs. Sneed called me to say that she was quitting her job because of an idiot that she works with. This is troubling because our finances may not sound enough to accommodate two quitters and I have already called shotgun on the stagecoach to bone idleness. I am not a liberty to discuss the particulars of the situation, except to say that this chap made a very public point of chastising and embarrassing Mrs. Sneed and telling her that he would deal with her later. The nature of her offense, remains murky. I can divulge that this fellow comes from a background where the ordinary people don't count for much and where women aren't valued so much. Now I have been married to the lovely Mrs. Sneed for 38 years and I can assure you that this sort of treatment will not fly with her. At the moment she is preparing her full on assault on this hapless buffoon. Sex offenders stand a better chance of getting off the sex offender registry, that this guy has of getting of Mrs. Sneed's shit list. He may even learn the meaning of "hostile work environment" before this is over. Tonight she was working on her opening statement and asked for my help in working out the wording. So far she has "...and shove it up your fat, hairy..." That's as far as we got. Merle. Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong, sometimes just full of it, but always judgmental and cranky Tag: Daily Life Personal Finance Humor