Here in our fair city we have several fine resorts that attract visitors from around the world. One that stands alone in mission and quality is Canyon Ranch.
Perhaps you have heard of Canyon Ranch. In addition to the original one here, there is a Canyon Ranch spa at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, as well as a facility in Lenox, Massachusetts.
The mission of the Canyon Ranch organization is to provide a healthy vacation experience. The rich and famous come to Canyon Ranch to chill out, dry out and hide out. The staff of Canyon Ranch is very protective of the privacy of their clientele. Celebrity guests of Canyon Ranch are wisked to and from the airport in secret. It is believed that when Diana Ross, formerly of the Supremes, was busted for drunken driving a couple of years ago, she was a guest of Canyon Ranch.
If you have a hankering for a healthy vacation at Canyon Ranch, the going off-season rate is about $525 per night, double occupancy, with a 4 night minimum. So, grab up your significant other and head on down. Oh yeah, birng about $6 G's.
If you woke up at Canyon Ranch today, the pictures I posted here are the views you would see. As for me, my view this morning was of my neighbor's garage, because he left the door open again.
In other news, the robber-clowns struck again yesterday taking down another payday loan joint. Way to go clowns!
Back in July I posted about my battle with Circuit City to get them to replace my computer, which has been in for repairs 5 times in 20 months. They claimed in their extended warranty that after three times they would replace it. I got a call today from their headquarters saying they have no record of it being in for repairs...ever.
I have the paperwork. What a bunch of morons. I will never deal with Circuit City again.
Merle.
Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong and sometimes just full of it.
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Here in our fair city we have several fine resorts that attract visitors from around the world. One that stands alone in mission and quality is Canyon Ranch.
Perhaps you have heard of Canyon Ranch. In addition to the original one here, there is a Canyon Ranch spa at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, as well as a facility in Lenox, Massachusetts.
The mission of the Canyon Ranch organization is to provide a healthy vacation experience. The rich and famous come to Canyon Ranch to chill out, dry out and hide out. The staff of Canyon Ranch is very protective of the privacy of their clientele. Celebrity guests of Canyon Ranch are wisked to and from the airport in secret. It is believed that when Diana Ross, formerly of the Supremes, was busted for drunken driving a couple of years ago, she was a guest of Canyon Ranch.
If you have a hankering for a healthy vacation at Canyon Ranch, the going off-season rate is about $525 per night, double occupancy, with a 4 night minimum. So, grab up your significant other and head on down. Oh yeah, birng about $6 G's.
If you woke up at Canyon Ranch today, the pictures I posted here are the views you would see. As for me, my view this morning was of my neighbor's garage, because he left the door open again.
In other news, the robber-clowns struck again yesterday taking down another payday loan joint. Way to go clowns!
Back in July I posted about my battle with Circuit City to get them to replace my computer, which has been in for repairs 5 times in 20 months. They claimed in their extended warranty that after three times they would replace it. I got a call today from their headquarters saying they have no record of it being in for repairs...ever.
I have the paperwork. What a bunch of morons. I will never deal with Circuit City again.
Merle.
Things in this blog represented to be fact, may or may not actually be true. The writer is frequently wrong and sometimes just full of it.
Tag: Daily Life
Personal Finance
Humor
3 comments:
Thank goodness there's a warning that not everything you write here is true or I would have bitched about how Canyon Ranch doesn't look like it's worth $525 a night. Rich and famous? Hah!
Remember, $525 is the bargain price.
I gave up on Circuit City after they twice suckered me into coming there for a sale item that was not in stock either time. They claimed to be unable to check their other stores to see if it was available there.
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